Description
Long Winter Lip Balm
These lip balms are made by hand on the coast of Maine and beyond being the perfect balance of moisturizing and protection, the maker keeps creating flavors (and descriptions) that make me laugh! From the creator:
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing… It’s got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you’ll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you’ll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It’s carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won’t end up feeling greasy or waxy.
Flavors include:
Rum & Cola – You guessed it – flavored like rum and cola (no alcohol is used, so it is safe for those little kids, but I wouldn’t give it away!)
Yeti Breath – People shouldn’t eat yellow snow, but Yetis can. So this tastes like a lemon coconut snow cone! Heck yeah, lemon snow cones.
Unicorn Farts – Smells just exactly like real imaginary unicorn farts! Which smell like spearmint and pink cotton candy, everybody knows that.
Puppy Kisses – Flavored with peanut butter and pumpkin, and you don’t even have to wonder where it’s been!
Scurvy Medic – Sweet orange and dark rum. Perfect for sea voyages with handsome pirates.
Each balm comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
This is bound to be your new favorite lip balm brand, and so we will be adding flavors seasonally.
